What?

Both my kids are still sleeping, it's 8:00 in the morning. So what am I doing up you might ask? I don't know?!! But I do have a deep thought for you today by Jack Handy:

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off, Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.