Friday, June 15, 2007

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

I thought that I would put one of these on once a week. They always gave me a good laugh, and bring back good memories. I hope you enjoy them too. He has a different sense of humor so you will either think these are hilarious, or you will think they are lame. Here is this weeks:

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late."

7 comments:

  1. Ha ha. I remember you used to like those. Remember these:?

    -When you are ice skating, please don't swing your arms around, it really annoys me.

    -Once I was stranded in a desert and I came upon a small pond of water. When I bent down to take a drink, I noticed there were skeletons lying in the bottom of the pond. I thought to myself, "Oops! This must be reserved for skeletons"

    lol

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  2. haha. yeah those are good ones.

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  3. LOL Oh my goodness that's one of my favorites. oh yeah. I love those. Bring em on. I love the pictures of your guys' place too. All I can think of is how BIG everything is. Ho-la. "Someday" I nervously chant to myself. Someday... hee hee hee. I'm stoked you guys have a great place there with the Halls. Props to Rico on the mowing. Whew!

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  4. By the way, how did you guys do the photo album? I like that. Can you email me about it? AND I'll be able to put up videos of Isaiah soon bc we'll finally be able to upload them to our computer. I'm so excited!~ YOu'll have to do that with Wyatt until we can meet him.

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  5. you're silly:) that is really funny

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  6. I thought the Disney burned down thing was kind of cruel. I did something similar to that once & it turned out to be a disaster....
    good intentions taken wrong !

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  7. Liz, I love these. Remember this one:

    Always carry aroung 2 saks, one in each hand. That way, if someone asks you to help them with something, you can say "sorry, I got these saks". I still laugh at that one. You look beautiful with your belly and bianca is a doll. Love you guys. Talk to you soon. Jeni

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